Sat
Mar
21
You made us wet with your similes...?
Thanks everyone who wrote in a simile on the comments from last weeks vid. They were all hilarious, except for like two that blew ball sack. Our 2 favorites were:
“I like my women like I like my beer… full bodied, generous with the head, and extra yeast for tanginess.”
-By Dan
”I like my men like I like my riptides; they sweep me off my feet, get me wet, and make me swallow something salty…”
-By Someone Who Wasn’t a Dude?
(edited for maximum hilarity)
